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glamydia:

yesterday this really hot guy came into my work so i called dibs and then i saw his wedding ring :// so i had to call his wife and tell her i dibbed her man ://// awkward (for her)

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

irenigg:

ive seen very few if any sexy models. modeling in general is not sexy i dont see how u could be attracted to a model. posing is not sexy bein aware of the camera is not sexy. candid is sexy. im sexy. im candid. im candy. eye candy. hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy. need handy.

delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

image

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

unclefather:

"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question. 

meatbicyclevevo:

oomshi:

When I say fuck you say me, fuck

you

buttart:

what the hell is with this horse what. why. wtf is going on horse, i love u.

buttart:

what the hell is with this horse what. why. wtf is going on horse, i love u.