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toxicmp3:

me when i swallow

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emojigrl:

flying-blades:

Spongebob - I Don’t Like

this is historically significant

what is the safest thing you would wear during sex?
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sipricy:

ghoustly:

littleblueboxinthesky:

carlyhelenaxo:

parkingstrange:

ghoustly:

wedding ring

omg

accurate

how would you fit a wedding ring around your penis

you obviously dont get it :/

Step 1: Keep it soft

Step 2: Slip on the ring

Step 3: Have fun not having fun when it gets hard

dicksplit:

At your friend’s funeral

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arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

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sup-london:

"remember that time when yo-"

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and then yo-

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rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

supnoah:

so I was watching regular show with my little cousin and benson said “blow, you are not blowing hard enough, blow harder” and I’ve been laughing for an hour so i guess it’s safe to say I’m going to hell